Part 1The Queen Bee’s Blind Date Disaster

After spending a fortune to get the social media contacts of the Head Cheerleader and the Campus Queen Bee, others might dream of dating them. I was different. I wanted to set them up.

Through my relentless efforts…

The Campus Queen Bee and the Head Cheerleader started dating. I was there, popcorn in hand, ready for the big reveal. But it turned out to be a disaster, and they both turned on me, dragging me into the spotlight.

The Head Cheerleader screamed, “Is this the adorable campus sweetheart you found for me?!”

The Campus Queen Bee burst into tears, “You owe me a six-foot-tall, aloof boyfriend!”

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Beside the club recruitment booth, a guy was mysteriously hawking…

“Get the Campus Queen Bee and Head Cheerleader’s contacts! Fifty bucks for both!” No one believed him.

Only I stepped forward and asked, “For real?”

The guy pulled out his phone and scanned the QR codes for me on the spot. “Guaranteed, bro!”

Without thinking twice, I added both accounts.

“Added!”

“Sweet, bro!”

The guy grabbed the money and sprinted off.

I stared at the two new contacts on my phone. Had I just been scammed?

Head Cheerleader Blair Thompson’s profile picture was an abstract smiley face, and Campus Queen Bee Riley Vance’s was a goofy husky. Was this… legit?